Friday, April 19, 2024

When an Internet hoax wasn't a hoax

 SexyCougar69: Hey Dan, what did you want to speak about


DanDMan: It's a thing  I found on a website. It says that if a phrase is typed when this program is on a users computer they possess whoever typed the phrase


SexyCougar69: LOL, I think someone is pulling your chain Dan


DanDMan: no trust me it works


SexyCougar69: ok, I'll play along if you can guess my bra size


DanDMan: your a 36DD


SexyCougar69: how? Ugh ok what do I have to do


DanDMan: say that you relinquish control of your body to me, saying our names obviously 


SexyCougar69: I Sasha relinquish control of my body to Dan


DanDMan: WTF Dan


SexyCougar69: :) Man these are heavy


DanDMan:  Give it back


SexyCougar69: I didn't even think it would work, God I feel so horny 


DanDMan: why?


SexyCougar69 :



DanDMan: Stop squeezing them and for the love of god don't go through my underwear 


SexyCougar69: Sorry Sasha, once I leave the change is permanent, I really want to see what's under the hood ;)


DanDMan :Don't you fucking dare


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