Women. These creatures gave the world Chocolate chip cookie, Liquid Paper, COBOL, The square bottomed paper bag, Kevlar, and of course, existence. It is great being a woman. We're such a uniquely successful breed. We can solve long equation while breastfeeding a wean.
I wasn't a woman a few months ago, I was one of those guys, you know a football, beer and sex loving bloke who had just won a prize from some competition that he did not enter for a holiday to some small island he hadn't heard of.
I was staying in some five star hotel filled to the brim with naked women who would give me a lustful stare. Now I'm the one giving the new guys the lustful stare.
Turns out the island had a curse that turns men into smoking hot and lustful women who are also nudists.
Now if you excuse me, I see a new guy has arrived and I'm the welcumming committee.
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